*reads assault mko w/ myofibs*

*leaves thread*

Myofib jumping, which translates to jumping with the assistance of Myofibral Stimulants, and let's be honest, when's the last time you heard a player rattle off a fitting with a Myo on it that didn't have 3?

Half of my fits contain 1 enhanced Myo, almost every sentinel fit I have, most of my gal assaults. The increased mobility is great, without being overpowered. If the stuff hits the fan I can simply hop a railing and disappear and my sentinels can get over most curbs.....most.....I just wish the rest of the community would promote "Please Jump Responsibly". I like the increased mobility that a single myo offers, but 3 is ridiculous and just downright dirty, I lose all respect I once had for any player I see bouncing around like he's got moonshoes on.

But how often do you see someone running triple myo's dashing his way through 200m of open field? Never, unless they're a complete fool. Cover is simply too accessible to someone who can jump on rooftops. Not to mention the uplinks you can't pop that are alllllllllllll over the maps these days. The amount of times I see 6 blues throwing nades at a link on a roof in just 1 battle is ridiculous. Call me an ******* but I've taken to simply camping those links. I sit back with my Calmando like "F*ck it, let em spawn." *flicks cigarette butt*

Seriously, felt the mayo-dorks. It's a first-person-shooter. If you are afraid to fight, and just want to Mario Bro, then feck yourself and go flex yourself bitchdick. You wear a prosthetic ***** called a myrofib and everyone in battle with you sees it and talks about it behind your back.

I cus, and my phone and this forum correct that so I end up typing like a 5 year old.

Also...feck you. No prejudice indented, I hate everyone. Not that you care and especially feck you if you do, but feck you.